Today, I am thankful for automated phone answering systems that allow me to talk to a human being when I need to.
'Cause there's no menu option for, "I can't give you the paperwork by the day you expect it because I won't have it by the day you expect it. Alter your expectations."
And to the people who design automated phone answering systems that don't allow people to talk to human beings when necessary? Karma can be rough.